For the love of money

"You'll never have an orgasm lusting after me."

Curb your consumption

"I want you to curb your consumption!"
This piece appeared in issue #44 of adbusters magazine.

Common sense adds up

"Spend less than you earn."

Choose wisely

"Paper or plastic? Paying interest is a killer."

Treat yourself and the economy right

"Use me to buy the expensive brand for a change"

Surprise

"give me to the next person you see."

Utilize your assets

"spend me on a lapdance."

Redemption

"Save me. Save yourself."

How to prosper

"The power of compound interest astounds me."

Splurge

"Spend me on something frivolous."

Idealistic

"You can use me to make the world a better place."

Share and share alike

"Tear me in two. Give half to a little boy and the other to sister."

Double up

"Put it all on black."

Strike it rich

"Put it in an IRA"

Nurture your dreams

"Feed your soul and bank account in equal measure."